I envisioned one of those cartoon fight clouds with the occasional fist or foot sticking out of it on the deck of a ship.

"No u"

"No u"

"No u"

"No u"

For 139 days

With probably a lot of drinking involved

They're Scottish, your script is missing the f word

"No, you first"? Now I'm imagining them being too polite to pass through a door for 139 days.