Hah, about the same time, I was vibe coding something similar, for similar purposes.

It's not static, though. I'll be publishing a repo with the code for it, when I get around to it. http://ratchet.link/

If you can fingerprint a penetration workstation, they're doing it wrong

At which point you use a bootstrap jumbotron like 2/3 of the sites I see.

I remember seeing lots of sunglasses listed like this, and wondering WTF was going on. It made no sense to me why there were a bunch of oddly priced sunglasses. either I ran into your experiment a bunch of times, or you started a trend ;)

I really hoped/thought this was going to be a doorbell that somehow incorporated the creepy video from "The Ring"

That could be the door-to-door salesperson autoresponder.

:)