Well you’ll be delighted: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1789957648

Table of Contents

    1. Setting the Scene
    2. The Tenets of Clean Code
    3. The Enemies of Clean Code
    4. SOLID and Other Principles
    5. Naming Things is Hard
    6. Blackpool's Fading Vitality and the Withering Shadow of Coastal Britain
    7. Primitive and Built-In Types

It’s not easy to tie two orthogonal yet equally-depressing subjects together.

Idk why but this comment was hilarious, thanks!

Some would say that SLS applies to JavaScript. ;)

For slightly more optimistic well-written stories about the North, try Stuart Maconie.

Any books in particular? Never heard of him before but I'm keen to check him out.

Pies and Prejudice: In search of the North

Thanks!