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Avocado molesters tend to stay away from the bright green ones. At least they aren't completely dense. Buy these, fridge all but one, and then stagger removal to room temp each day to (eventually) have a perfectly ripe avocado each day rather than a pile of them all at once. Costco bagged avocados have less of a problem with molesters than the grocery store.

3-4 days from bright green will yield a perfectly rip avocado - although on occasion I've had them take 5 days.

The rotten soft spots are from the finger and thumb squeeze given by avocado molesters. And then they will tell you "well how else do you know if they're ripe?" well fuck off, you're ruining perfectly good fruit with your goddamn squeezing and impatience! What did the avocado do to you??

Impatient people deserve packaged guac. Stay away from the avocados!



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