"We apologize for any negative connotations brought forward by our unfortunate naming of the Karma Kredits Klub and their ceremonial white peaked hats. As compensation we will simulate 50,000 more orgasmic fruit flies. Thank you we will not be taking questions."
Karma Kredits
Perhaps a co-branding opportunity with Krispy Kreme donuts?
Buy a donut, and experience some Joy, which handily comes with Karma Kredits to offset that Joy.
Have some KK with the KK!