A Dark Room is great! I started playing it a lot mid way through developing this. That and Universal Paperclips are the gold standards of minimalist web-based games.

As best I can tell, it's this: https://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/ -> https://github.com/doublespeakgames/adarkroom (MPLv2) although when searching for that phrase this is the one that materializes: https://adarkroom.github.io/

And then, for the "happy 10,000 day" folks: https://hn.algolia.com/?q=universal+paperclips -> https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/ but DO NOT CLICK THAT IF YOU HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY for just like "Multi Undergraduate Destroyer" it will "Oh, is that birds chirping I hear? Well, no problem, just one more click ..."

Agreed! Am I supposed to call the number on the bottom of the router lol. I called it.

If you mean in-game, then yes. If you mean IRL, then no one can answer that question but yourself.