I think actually you could do that if you wanted to; look up what notes mean, write some little program to make a sound if you had to. You could do it in a week if it was your only job.

but OP didn't give the AI a week it gave it less than a minute

Don't sell yourself short. If you have eyes and a voice, you can learn to read sheet music and hum a tune.

If you can't learn to read sheet music in a million years then you are not generally intelligent.

Every time you deny yourself this kind of agency you are denying yourself your humanity.

you wouldn't need a million years to learn to read sheet music and write midi